"I'm sinking like a stone in the sea..."
I'm Mel. I'm from Long Island. I don't have anything witty to write in this..
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28th August 2014

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28th August 2014

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the-only-proof:

very accurate 

the-only-proof:

very accurate 

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28th August 2014

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ieroshock:

.BLOOD INFECTIONS.

ieroshock:

.BLOOD INFECTIONS.

28th August 2014

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28th August 2014

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offcenteredleader:

waycest:

yep

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poor mikey

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28th August 2014

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brownglucose:

Me as a mother

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28th August 2014

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hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

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28th August 2014

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window-licking:

when your armpit just won’t shut up

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28th August 2014

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septemberwildflowers:

good things about autumn

  • wearing layers
  • everything has pumpkin flavor in it
  • sWEATERS
  • when u step on leaves and they do the crumpy thing
  • mornings that are crisp and sweet and cold
  • crackly fires
  • the drop in temperature brings out an attractive natural flush
  • did I mention pumpkins
  • those eensy beensy ones
  • u know the ones i mean 
  • autUMN, GUYS

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28th August 2014

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birger-wuvs-elsa:

watchhowidinosaur:

knightarcana:

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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NO

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MY FAVORITE

you forgot one

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Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth it.

28th August 2014

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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27th August 2014

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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27th August 2014

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radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

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27th August 2014

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clgdoublelifts:

*mentioning internet friends to parents*

we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..

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27th August 2014

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2spooky4boo:

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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